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Phosphenes Miscellaneous Schwantz Song This is a tribute to a small, yet significant following of my band's work. My band is the Phosphenes, consisting of Tom Barbieri on guitar and backing vocals, Bob Ramazzotto on the skins, and myself, John Durski on guitar, bass, and lead vox. The song is not intended to offend anyone--if offends you, go to hell! THE SCHWANTZ SONG -John Durski, Tom Barbieri @1990_ I was born a schwantz an itsy bitsy schwantz From the wombistic waters came what she wants. Came a schwantz hairless and friendly like a pole of totem rising from my scrotum. She wants schwantz she wants schwantz she'd be lying if she said she didn't want your want your schwantz When I grew up I had to wear a cup to protect the prize that hangs between my thighs. If I could only know what would make my schwantz grow I'd be a Kong-like monster from the depths below She wants schwantz she wants schwantz she'd be lying if she said she didn't want your want your schwantz. |
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