Stephen Lynch Miscellaneous Gerbil Song I bought a gerbil at the petting zoo If Fritcher Gear can do it I can too I get undressed, I start to loob I stick the gerbil in the end of the tube Wondering just how he'll feel Will he like it better than his little wheel Careful now, he's right beside me One more inch, and he's inside me GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Gerbil goooooooo Burrow harder, burrow deeper Be my little chimney sweeper One thing I forgot about How am I supposed to get you out So now my gerbil's on easy street It's warm and cozy and there's plenty to eat The situation is beyonf my control Gotta find a way to get him out of my hole I tried crowbars, I tried wires I almost hurt him with a pair of pliers I tried cheese but he's not biting I wish this wasnt so exciting GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Gerbil goooooooo Jesus, I am such a sucker Please get out you furry fuck--raaaaaaii I think I am getting ill Suddenly he's very very still Now it's too late, my gerbil died I guess I have commited, gerbicide Here's some advice, it's very clear cut If you love your gerbil,... Dont stick him up your butt Dont stick him up your butt Little furry gerbil in your booty hole Dont stick him up your amagomachaalamalamanchaalamalatidalabaskinabaladibalalimamimadelidadidadabdilidandingdang yeaaaaaaaaaaa |
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