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Tony Norwell Miscellaneous Abbeywood Veggie Abbeywood Veggie February 2000 D 3/4 D I try to eat muesli - Ive sampled some fusilli A7 And many more things I can tell Tried tahini cannellini macaroni cannelloni D And cut out tea and coffee as well! A7 D My diet has oft been the subject - of many a debate of great heat A7 But rather than part from my veggies D I think I would rather eat meat! A7 Im a veggie, Im a veggie, from Abbeywood way D I get all my protein the vegetable way. A7 I may eat junk food all day Monday D But I am a health freak on Sunday! The day was just ending as I was descending To sit on my recycling loo. A noise from down under nearly tore me asunder As it heralded a healthy loose poo! That thing that I did smelt unpleasant But in the teeth of my straining I thought That sooner than part from my diet I think I would rather be caught short. You lift your bum off and you splutter and cough And hope none of your guests are near you. You pretend youre just weeing and hope not to be in When somebody else needs the loo! When at last you have completely finished And carefully pull the old chain You hope all the traces go down there And nothing will block up the drain! They call me a freak say I should eat meat I did once but I just couldnt now. I dont see the reasoning why plenty of seasoning Shouldnt make my food taste good somehow! They say animals are for eating At that I start shaking my head No man has the right to take lives now- Nor exploit both the living and dead. I once loved a maid a law student by trade She was feisty as ever could be. And the glint in her eye matched the red morning sky I loved her till February. On the day we agreed to be lovers We went for a big veggie meal For sooner than part from my diet I would rather be robbed of my zeal! So, I - eat what I can now of both Yin and Yan now And I go for the healthiest food! I know what I need now - cause my body I heed now And it makes noises frequent and rude! I eat carrots instead of sweet biscuits Lots of veg and of fruit every day- I only eat polyunsaturates And do what I should twice a day! |
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