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The Horned Water Warrior The Rock Lawyer Combo In this song I’ll explain to you The story of the Rock Lawyer Combo. You may have never heard of them, they were popular in my time though Well, if you don’t want to listen, then turn off the song. But if you know the lyrics, come, sing along. At twelve years old, Johnny learned to play guitar At heart, the boy was a natural born rock-star. His best friend Dave preferred to stick to books During adolescence, his habits got him dirty looks. Johnny got the cheerleaders, but Dave still got to cheer, Because even though he was a loser, Johnny still was near. After high school, Dave went to Harvard Law But Johnny didn’t have time; he was a rock-star HE WAS THE Rock Star – the more attractive of the two HE WAS THE Lawyer – undeniably more intelligent than any of you THEY WERE THE Rock and Lawyer combo – convincing jurors to see through the defense like a window THEY WERE THE Rock and Lawyer combo – hard rocking with legal lingo One day Johnny was arrested for possession Dave didn’t quite realize how big a mess he was in With no rock accompaniment, his defence would be boring He thought that even the judge would be snoring Dave went into the courthouse without a shred of hope He could never save Johnny from the mounds of dope In a case with no front wheels, Dave still had to steer, But Johnny was sent to prison for forty years. HE WAS THE Rock Star – the more imprisoned of the two HE WAS THE Lawyer – undeniably more abandoned any of you THEY WERE THE Rock and Lawyer combo – Not together anymore, separated by bars THEY WERE THE Rock and Lawyer combo – Was it prison? Well, it felt like it could have been Mars NOOOOOOOOO! DAMN YOU DAVE! (hey, shut and bend over) NOOOOOOOOO! I’m sorry Johnny! Don’t let it end like this! They let Dave visit the lunchroom one day He gave Johnny his guitar and said “let’s show ‘em what we say” They pulled out an amp, and played one last show The music was so good, they let Johnny go home. The Rock Lawyer Combo was together again Johnny’s release was front-page news and on C-SPAN They released on CD the inside-of-jail concert And all of the Rock Lawyer Combo haters did convert HE WAS THE Rock Star – the more attractive of the two HE WAS THE Lawyer – undeniably more intelligent than any of you THEY WERE THE Rock and Lawyer combo – convincing jurors to see through the defense like a window THEY WERE THE Rock and Lawyer combo – hard rocking with legal lingo |
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