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Parokya ni Edgar Bigatilyo The Yes Yes Show GAB: Better get ready for a big surprise! You think it's almost over but it's only on the rise. Mental message via visual contract, Louder that any other sexual soundtrack CHITO: More margarita for my cute seniorita, Triple the tequila just to heighten up The flava' Chuggin' down on my J&B, While checkin' out the parts of my dates anatomy Forget the brain, for get the personality, what I'm after is your effect on my gravity like trinity, flyin high with her kicks and controllin' the game with my heavy duty joystick Flip the trip as we skip to the next trip, flashin some cash and some "rockstar bullshit" goin in for the thrill, moving in for the kill, I got us a room in a fancy hotel and we got everythin' we need, a big bag of money, a bigger bag of weed, you try to impress as you start to undress, stop the press, we need to get this! I'd like to keep it goin cause I got it goin on, but it's Vinci's turn on the microphone, so. VINCI: My name is Vinci, and I am neat. I love pretty girls and I love to eat! I made this rap form my mind, and I am very very kind! I like to drive fast in fancy cars, girls dig me like chocolate bars. You say I'm bad, but I am good, so shut up now and eat some food! CHITO: Chong ano bang problema mo? Ayusin mo naman! Lagyan mo naman ng tono! Para kang nangangatwiran! Ano bang inaatupag mo sa bgo mong apartment? Sampung taon ka nang sikat, wala ka pa rin bang talent? VINCI: Chong! Ano bang sinasabi mo? Mali ang sinasabi mo! Magaling akong kumanta! Alam mo ba yung picha pie? CHITO: Kung sa bagay, mahusay nga naman yung picha pie. Gamit ang boses mong pamatay, nilagyan mo ng kulay ang kanta. VINCI: Di ba? Kahit ikaw ang gumawa, alam nating mas ok nung ako yung kumanta! CHITO: Chong naman! Please lang. Wag ka nang magyabang at alam mo naman na pamback up ka lang, at ilan na ba ang talagang nagawa mong kanta? Ilan?! VINCI: Wala.eh ano ngayon? GAB: Alam naman nating lahat na si Vinch naman talaga dapat ang vocalist ng parokya band, The Parokya ni Edgar! CHITO: Teka lang, one minute! Pwede bang pakiulit? Maaring may lamang ka sa paligo, subalit; bakit mo naman nasabi na ikaw ang nararapat, eh ni isang kanta man lang, wala kang nai-sulat! VINCI: Eh bat yung ibang singers naman kahit di nya sinulat and kinakanta nilang kanta ay sobra kung sumikat tulad ko at ni Keno, at ni Benedict Aquino, na wala na yatang mas sisikat pa, kahit na sino? CHITO: Ewan ko! Sandali! Wag ka ngang makulit! Kung ayaw mo masipa sa mukha ng malupit! Baka makatikim ka ng Sarsuela de kamao, na sin-Listo el de Gato, sa Gulpihan de con Todo! VINCI: Talaga? Hindi nga? Tatawa na ba ako? Hindi porke't koreano ka magaling kang magtae-kwon-do! Wag kang mag-aangas sa lalakeng may balbas, kami yung mga tipo na hindi umaatras! DINDIN: Sandali lang! Wag muna kayong maglaban, bago kayo magsuntukan, bakit di nyo muna pag-usapan and hindi maunawaan! Sige na, kiss na! Peace na, please? Ang bayad mo sa jeepney, kulang pa ng dyis! Kung ayaw mo mangyari ang nangyari sa iba, matuto tayo kung paano magpakumbaba! .wag natin kalimutan kung saan nagsimula! GAB: Alam naman nating lahat na mahal naming ang isa't-isa, Walang iwanan sa parokya band Sa parokya ni Edgar Band... Band... CHITO: Di ko alam kung paano tatapusin ang kanta, kaya ganito nalang...bigla nalang mawawala. |
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