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| Young Mc Stone Cold Rhymin' Principal's Office Now normally if I can help it I don't spend a lot of time in a principal's office (RING!!!) What!? 9'o Clock!!! Now as I get to school I hear the late bell ringing Running through the hall I hear the glee club singing Get to the office I can hardly speak 'Cause it's the third late pass that I go this week So to my first class I run and don't walk All I hear is my sneakers and the scratching of chalk And when I get to the room I hear the teacher say, "Mr. Young, I'm happy that you could join us today." I try to sit down so I can take some notes But I can't read what the kid next to me wrote And if that wasn't enought to make my morning complete As I try to get up I find this gum on my seat And with the seat stuck to me, I raise my hand and say, "Excuse me, but can I go to the bathroom, ma'am?" The teacher got upset and she screamed out "No" It's off to the principal's office you go 12'o clock comes with mass hysteria Everybody rushes down to the cafeteria Picked up my tray to have Thursday's lunch And when I tried the applesauce I heard it crunch I'm running up the stairs with a front tooth broken The nurse just laughs and says, "You must be joking." I look up at her with a smile on my face No joke 'cause my front tooth is out of place So I walk to school with ice on my lip A nurse's late pass like a gun on my hip My books are real heavy I walk and I'm dragging Ain't no school lunch next week, I'm brown-bagging it Forget class I'ma shoot some ball With a late pass I've got no trouble at all But then the nurse walks up and says, "What do ya know? It's off to the principal's office you go" Recess Passing notes is my favorite pastime I can't wait to find a girl to pass mine to To express my feelings Give me a week Me and the girl will be dealin Now one young lady was looking at me I said, "Hi, my name is Marvin, known as Young MC." But then the bell rang and the teacher came in And that's when the game of passing notes will begin I wrote the first note and told her she was fine And I hope that the two of us could spend some time She wrote me back and told me you're fine, too I'd love to go on a date and spend some time with you So I sat there reeling and looking at the ceiling Words can't express the way that I was feeling Then I thought to myself, The sure way to get her is to write another note Oh, yes, a love letter When I finished the note it was ready to pass The teacher took it And read it right in front of the class She read it word by workd and line by line And everybody who was laughing was a friend of mine Even my girl was laughing It was too late No need to write another note 'Cause there would be no date The teacher looked at me and I said, "I know, it's off to the principal's office I go" Yo, you think this bad? Wait till I get my report card |
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