THE WANKERS Miscellaneous A second helping of cake Album: no saggy tips! Verse: Jake came home early from work one day He sat in the car and there he finished his parfait He thought that coming home would be boring He never thought he'd come in to find Jon scoring Chorus: When Jake walked in, he almost flipped Jon was on the couch with pants unzipped What Jake was thinking, he couldn't say Maybe he was wishing Laura were gay Verse: Everywhere that Jake goes there's one thing he sees It's the memory of his sister down between Jon's knees After he came in, Jake felt so sick Because he had walked in on Laura sucking on Jon's dick Chorus: Carefully Laura lifted her head from Jon's cock Her mouth was open and her eyes were wide with shock Jake felt that his eyes were going to burn But you've got to wonder what Laura got in return Verse: Jake ran out the door, he had to jet It reminded him of lonely nights watching Hamlet At that very moment he wished he had not been born This looked like a scene from his parents' porn Chorus: Jake had the image forever in his head He thought about it every night in bed Jake never wants to sit on that couch anymore It reminds him that Laura is a whore Verse: Jake was so scarred that he couldn't eat After walking in on Laura helping Jon beat Things now are awkward between Laura and Jake |
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