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Arrogant Worms, The The Arrogant Worms The Ballad Of Dan I'm out on the range, surveying the land Thinking of the job that's to be done My life is hard but i don't mind Men like me, that's how the west was won I stand the pain and the suffering For on the trail i am the king On doors i knock and on bells i ring Always sure that i will get the sale 'cause i am dan the insurance salesman In a beat-up chevrolet i do ride I rope them in and tie them up and bind them legally And on the dotted line i make them sign Hi-de-hey (hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey! The door swings wide and i sense my prey Ready to fall victim to my pitch I tell him all about the plan With all of its inherent benefits If you lose an arm it's a thousand bucks Lose both of them and get twice as much And if you should die, well then, bless your luck You'll just be raking in the cash 'cause i am dan the insurance salesman In a beat-up chevrolet i do ride I rope them in and tie them up and bind them legally And on the dotted line i make them sign Hi-de-hey (hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey! The sucker signs, the deed is done It's time for me to get back on the road A lonely man out on the land Where the wind can blow so cold I ride into the setting sun With the knowledge of a job well done But i can't rest until everyone Has become properly insured 'cause i am dan the insurance salesman In a beat-up chevrolet i do ride I rope them in and tie them up and bind them legally And on the dotted line i make them sign Hi-de-hey (hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey! Yes, i am dan the insurance salesman In a beat-up chevrolet i do ride I rope them in and tie them up and bind them legally For on the dotted line i make them sign |
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