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Sheridan Cosy One Sure Thing WALDO ©1995 cosyng music/BMI Waldo lost his balls today he does not want to go out and play he knows some wrong has been done Waldo he was real well hung What could have been will not now be Waldo's wheels are history He bent a wheel and he sprung a spoke they call him fixed but he's feeling broke Now if you run into Waldo's two missing little flowers he'd like to know why they had to go He kept them clean for hours Now he's just a leaf without the bud Waldo's sleeve has lost it's stud It's a brand new game for the girls and boys Let's find Waldo's toys If Waldo had tweo legs not four they would've cut less they would've left more they'd have left the engine taken the fuel Waldo'd still have the family jewels and his holy heat seeking device he's a boardgame now without the dice If only he could have realized the joys of having been vasectomized In a perfect world, Waldo would have had just one night where he could be real bad with a little dog about to get spayed just once Waldo could have gotten laid and he'd have the memory all his life before his gonads met the knife with a little restraint and opposable thumbs Waldo something different might have been done now he's lying out back feeling low Waldo's balls have ceased to roll |
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